Pieism: The Official Site

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Pieism: The Basics

Pieism, also known as JoJo Pieism, was founded on 10th March 2006. Due to our late coming we are the only active type of Pieism left in the world, most the other types of "Pieism" died out several years ago. Our Pieism, the "Great Religion of Pieism" has just one church, the Church of JoJo Pieism, which was formed in its current state as the merger between the original Church of JoJo Pieism, the New Followers of the Holy Pie and the Cult of Pie.

One of Pieism's main defining feature is the fact we believe that the Pie has come to Earth in the form of a guy named JoJo. We believe his power comes from the fact he is the merger between the three main parts, or Dominons, of the Pie. His job is to spread Pieism, teach humanity and to eventually destroy the Anti Pie, the polar opposite of the Pie itself. However the JoJo is not a god. He is simply a powerful and blessed human.

We are still striving to become even greater, more and more people are flocking to us. Join us and you get a starter pack including:

  • A certificate of membership
  • A pack on how to become a Pie Priest
  • Exclusive Pieism pictures, some never released on the Internet

Aside from these, you get other benefits from Pieism including:

  • A free heaven when you die 
  • A cool Pie god to worship
  • Protection and luck from the Gods themselves
  • A holy book to refer to
  • A whole new set of beliefs to get your head round (you thought Christianity was confusing)

Don't worry if you come from another Pieism or you don't want to follow some of the beliefs here, it doesn't matter. As long as you worship the Pie  you can join. If you run another Pieism you could even make it part of this one as a "Church" or section (see later).

 

 

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