Pieism, also sometimes known as JoJo Pieism, was founded on 10th March 2006. Our Pieism has just one church, the Church of JoJo Pieism, which was formed in its current state as the merger between the original Church of JoJo Pieism, the New Followers of the Holy Pie and the Cult of Pie. Due to the lack of activity on the websites of other churches and sects of Pieism, we think it is very likely that this church is the only major sect of Pieism which is still active and growing.
One of our church's defining beliefs is that we belief the holy Pie has come to Earth in the form of a man who we call the JoJo. His duty is to spread Pieism, teach humanity, sacrifice himself for the good of all mortals and eventually to destroy the Anti-Pie, the forces of evil which oppose the Pie itself. We also believe that the collective evil that forms the Anti-Pie has created some sort of "Anti-JoJo, a leader to spread evil and suffering and to oppose the JoJo, we also refer to him as 'Parukia'.
We believe the lobster race has a special role for the holy Pie, it is primarily they who serve in the Pie's army and populate a secret Kingdom that is centred on Mars with colonies on Earth and it's Moon. The lobsters are accompanied by the fatling, pug and droid races, who all hide so humanity can grow without ever realising how much the guiding hand of the Pie protects them.
The Pieist's Prayer
The Eight Commandments of the JoJo
1 )Thou shall hold no gods above the holy Pie
2) Thou shall not assault, murder or otherwise harm a fellow sapient mortal without just reason
3) Thou shall not steal or take possession of property that does not belong to thee
4) Thou shall not allow any sentient being to experience undue suffering
5) Thou shall not oppress freedom of speech, assembly or worship at any time
6) Thou shall treat all food with respect
7) Thou shall eat pie at-least once a month
8) Thou shall spread the teachings of the Pie whenever possible
The Holy Days of Pieism
We are still striving to become even greater, more and more people are flocking to us. Join us and you get the following benefits:
Don't worry if you come from another Pieism sect or are unsure about a few details here and there ... as long as you worship the Pie and accept our key beliefs you too can join!