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Reply sarah
6:41 PM on July 5, 2011 
You made this website? It's actually a real thing? Wow....:huh:
Reply PieIsAwsum
11:12 PM on March 26, 2011 
"...and the mighty JoJo returned eternally to Pie Heaven, or whatever you call it. Then, pie rained on the Earth, and... er... I forgot that bit." - Book of JoJo, 8:10
Reply PieIsAwsum
11:09 PM on March 26, 2011 
"Pie is not a religion; it is an art. Its beauty combined with the marvels of pieism is absolutely wondrous." - Book of Crustus, 5:25
Reply PieIsAwsum
6:43 AM on March 23, 2011 
I like pie because pie is totally awsum.:D
Reply Rachel
2:22 PM on December 22, 2010 
I have shown my devotion to pie by setting up a Pie Nation group on www.dnadopts.com. I am a strong Pieist and will inform all people who belive in other Gods. I hope I'll get more time in Pie Heaven now! :tongue:
Reply pieluvr4eva
10:14 AM on February 15, 2010 
Pie is amazing
Reply www.vbanetwork.tk
12:26 PM on March 29, 2009 
He taught his people of evil, of evil great enough to vanquish even the Cake himself. But the holy Cake was eternally wise; He had taught them of good, of the hope which lay in thy hands of the obliteration of the Pie. The Cake's Coming::4
Reply www.vbanetwork.tk
12:22 PM on March 29, 2009 
And then the Cake came down to his people and blessed them with his powers. He spoke to them of the evil unending; The power of the Pie. So it was, then, that the people waged war upon the Pie, and it's end was their hope. The Cake's Coming::3
Reply www.vbanetwork.tk
12:20 PM on March 29, 2009 
He rose to the center of eternity and created man. The Cake summoned the power of the man and created the Earth. And this cycle hath continued and shall continue until thy holy Cake shall deem it otherwise. The Cake's Coming::2
Reply www.vbanetwork.tk
12:17 PM on March 29, 2009 
And then the light shone through the darkness. And there was the destructor of the end. The hope of the beginning anew. And then the Cake came down from the heavens and there was goodness. And so the universe found hope. The Cake's Coming::1
Reply Nathan
10:27 AM on March 28, 2009 
Excelent website for excellent pie.
Reply twilightlovers11
3:43 PM on January 21, 2009 
is this a joke?
Reply The JoJo of the Pie
4:42 PM on December 7, 2008 
Thank you Pie lovers!
Reply lifetoday
12:11 PM on November 16, 2008 
:huh: What happend to the words?
Reply lifetoday
12:09 PM on November 16, 2008 
size=18 says...
I love Pie!
Reply The Biasphere (Ultimate Reviews)
11:43 AM on October 19, 2008 
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Reply Richard
2:13 PM on July 19, 2008 
Bow before the almighty pie!!!
Reply The JoJo of the Pie
8:58 AM on May 25, 2008 
If your a member of Pieism, why not join the Pieism Forum so you can interact with other Pie loving people!
Reply The JoJo
4:06 PM on May 1, 2008 
Heretic! Of course we are serious, we really do believe the universe was created by an allmighty Pie and is served by an obese cat, a giant lobster and a 12th century Mongolian warlord. Not.
Reply anthony
8:05 PM on April 14, 2008 
Is this a serious religion or are you guys just atheists making fun. If you are the latter, visit my site at www.eapologetics.tk or forum at www.eapologia.tk . If you are the former, I am afraid I can't help you. I am not sure anyone can.
Reply themetallicalounge
7:57 PM on April 13, 2008 
Pie! Pie! Pie! The Frayed Ends of Pie, Master of Pie, Creeping Pie, For Whom The Pie Calls, Wasting My Pie, Holier Than Pie, The Pie That Failed, Where The Wild Pies Are, Low Man's Pie, The Pie That Should Not Be, All Within My Pie. www.freewebs.com/themetallicalounge
Reply Kinczek
8:24 PM on March 5, 2008 
okay, i've registered and everything. now what?
Reply Deathunter
3:12 PM on February 12, 2008 
Don't worry, pray to the Pie and he will forgive you. I've had problems myself with those Pie vans....
Reply juddering
4:43 AM on February 9, 2008 
I have been very worried these last 7 days, I was in capital of Pie (Wigan) were I dropped a pie at the side of the road. Before I could retrieve pie a local pie van came along and ran over pie. I feel I maybe spending more time in Hell........am I damned.
Reply hgfttuo
2:59 PM on January 18, 2008 
Reply JoJo of the Pie
12:17 PM on December 8, 2007 
Don't worry about the crappy oringinal virtual church, its been replaced with a proper one on Second Life.
Reply michael
11:10 PM on October 1, 2007 
ive decided to quit your sect, i don't agree with it anymore. Even I knew about pie months before i joined you, and check it, uncyclopedia advertises you, you should put up a link...
Reply JoJo of the Pie
1:00 PM on September 25, 2007 
Nice spoof of this Joke: "God is a lie", sorry, that was a typing eror, I meant "God is a pie"
Reply revilo
12:55 PM on September 25, 2007 
sorry i meant that the pie is a GOD:ph34r:ps i am a ninja what ever cheaK WWW.23658853H979..5959596))__ _)8867475767882848757CJJC.CO.UK/GOV FOR SECRET MI6 documents
Reply revilo
12:54 PM on September 25, 2007 
the pie is a sod
Reply Anonymous
5:33 PM on September 10, 2007 
Reply Thomas
3:22 PM on April 28, 2007