Pieism: The Official Site

The 11  Commandments of Pieism

1. You shall worship the Pie only
2. You shall follow all the JoJo's teachings
3. You shall not steal from your neighbors
4. You shall not kill any person
5. You shall not dishonor Pie in any way, shape, or form
6. You shall be considerate to all people 
7. You shall enjoy every minute of your life
8. You shall eat a Pie at least once a month
9. You shall spread the holy name of Pie
10. You shall honour all Pieism 
11. You shall not bear false witness against any person

Other Random Beliefs

(not mentioned in commandments)

• The JoJo is Pie in a human body.
• The Pie is Everything and Everything is the Pie.
• All food is sacred.
• Mars is inhabited by blue sprouts known as spankies.
• The Book of Pie and the Sacred Scrolls of Wisdom are very holy.
• Other Pieism holy books are good.
• Evolution is real but was controlled by the Pie (take that, ID)
• Star Trek is Heathen and Evil!
• All animals are sacred and should only by killed for food.
• Cake is definitely not holy.
• All members should wash their socks at least once a month.
• The holiest number is pi ( 3.14159265358979323846…etc).
• The JoJo loves you.
• You only go to Hell for a certain time depending how bad you are.
• There's Intermediate for good non-Pieists
• Pie Heaven's the reward for devout Pie worshippers ( are you one?)Very holy people get to become Pieits, a Pie saint.