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The Holy Pie is by far the most important entity of all, it is everything. We try not to call the Pie a god because its not really a god, its far more important than that. The Pie is a spiritual force which guides everything but is everything. However only the JoJo is contains all three parts of the Pie or Dominions, eventually he will become the Pie's pure entity. For now the Pie remains seperated, this does not however lower our worship for it.

In Pieism the Dominon and Minor Gods are believed to part of the Pie like everything else. The three Dominions represent every object in this Universe, nonthinking objects such as rocks, trees and Tony Blair are one, entitys which can think like lobsters, humans and cheese are two. (only the JoJo's represents all three). The Minor Gods are made from mostly one Dominion and a little of another. They are all offspring of the Pie and help him run the Universe and fight against Anti Pie.

In the  paragraph below there are three Dominion Gods; the Lobster, the Tabby Fat and the Genghis Khan and also six Minor Gods. These are the great servants of the Pie, born at the beginning of time to do its bidding.

The Lobster

The Lobster is a giant black lobster who leads the fight against the Anti Pie, the Pies polar opposite. His claws are rumoured to cracle with orange flames and mini black holes.  He commands an army of smaller black lobsters and has the Minor Gods of the Shark and the Pacman serving him. He is also known for chucking certain traitors into space.......

The Tabby Fat

The Tabby Fat is an infinitely fat tabby cat with no arms or legs who eats all day. His job is to keep an eye on the physical working of the universe and to make new stars, galaxies and aliens to inhabit them. He has the Minor Gods of the Cheese and Sally the Squid to help him with his vital job (especially when he's stuffing his face with food).

The Genghis Khan

The Genghis Khan is the last Dominion God who was reborn on Earth in the 12th century. During his lifetime he was King of the Mongol Empire and after death he rose up to Pie Heaven to reclaim his place as a god. Now the Khan has returned to helping the Lobster fight against that evil being, the Anti Pie. The Minor Gods of the Sumo and the Bodyguard serve under him and supply him with his favorite foods, turnips.

The Cheese

The Cheese is a relatively powerful Minor God who serves under the Tabby Fat and helps the universe run. It is best friends with the Pac-Man, another servant of the Tabby Fat. It's renounded for its rather cheesy smell.

The Sally Squid

The Sally Squid is the Tabby Fat's girlfriend and second in comand, it is expected she and the Tabby Fat will marry some day.

The Pac-Man

The Pac-Man is Minor God under the Lobster who does a similar job as the Cheese when he isn't chomping pills and running away from ghosts.

The Shark

The Shark is a great warrior god who is second in command to the Lobster. It is in fact the son of the Lobster but it is unknown who its mother is (Sally the Squid).

The Sumo

The Sumo is Genghis Khan's most loyal servant and follower, he came down with the Khan to Earth. He crushs his oppolents in his endless waves of flab. Only the Tabby Fat can eat a thousand pies faster than he can.

The Bodyguard

The JoJo's bodyguard  and 2nd in command is in fact a Minor God, although his sole purpose is to serve the JoJo he is technically under the Khan. He was born on Earth like the JoJo and is sometimes considered a prophet. He thinks he's better with a sword than the JoJo but....